1) The David Beckham Burger King Commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8qz2Ssr6c
After years of drooling over David Beckham in multiple underwear campaigns, I am drooling over him fully clothed now. If Becks was standing right in front of me, this is probably how I would see him, glamor blur around the edges of my vision. I also love that Beckham has a sense of humor when it comes to his dream-boat status. I laugh every time I see this commercial, and therefore, it makes my list of current obsessions.
2) “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
“I just met you … and this is crazy … but here’s my number … so Call me, Maybe!”
If you have not heard this song yet, you must be hiding under a rock. Since the first time I heard it I have not been able to get it out of my head. I have not been this addicted to a song since I was a pre-teen obsessed with the musical genius that was N*Sync. Don’t hate, I am from the boy band generation. If Vivi was in town this would be our new Karaoke song! I am determined to use it as a pick up line. I mean, why not? Maybe I will try it tonight, and let y’all know how it goes.
3) Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
Thank you Good Morning America for introducing me to this, how did you put it, “Mommy Porn.” Men watch their porn, and women read theirs. This book series is super sexy! I am so excited that the movie rights have been bought. Ever since Chloe sent me a link connecting Ian Somerhalder of “The Vampire Diaries” (another obsession of mine) to the project, I can't picture anyone else as the dark, sexy, and twisted Christian Grey. As an amateur author of trashy romance novels, this one gets my stamp of approval. If you have not decided to delve into this unconventional, steamy love story, what are you waiting for? This is a great poolside read, or make it your sexy secret on the metro.
4) Dancing with the Stars
Topping my guilty pleasures list is Dancing With the Stars. I love the costumes, the dancing, and the hot sexual tension between dance pro and star. I will admit that sometimes, (by that I mean all of the time) I get up and dance while watching the show. Betsy tends to hide in her room on Monday nights to avoid how awkward it is to watch the show with me. I even find myself having dreams about ABC doing a Dancing with Real People, in which I would be a contestant. Obviously I would be incredible and have either Derek Hugh or Tristan MacManus as my partner. They would of course fall in love with my quirky charm and we would have a whirlwind romance. When it comes to this show, my imagination runs away with me.
5) New Girl on Fox
Jess has it made! I want to play True American, have Schmidt constantly make me laugh, and have the passion for someone like Nick (even if neither of them see it yet). Half of what the girls and I say are quotes from New Girl. Zooey Deschanel is bubbly, funny, beautiful, and awkward in the most charming way possible. This show takes every awkward moment you have ever had in life, magnifies it by 1,000, and makes it comical! Some of our favorite New Girl quotes of all time:
“He smells of strong coffee and seeing a man about a horse.” - Nick
“ It smells like leather, Teddy Roosevelt, and wistfulness.” - Nick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmD74JoLVcU Trust me it is worth it!
Schmidt's New Years Resolutions:
- Everything is easy when you are a battleship invading the Bay of Success.
- Stop pursuing Caroline. She's Nick's girl. Deal with it.
- Begin the search for the cocoon that will one day release [my] butterfly.
- Find out where Winston gets his sparkle... and then steal it.
- Only think about hot new CFO every other time I masturbate.
- Start floating the idea that people call me "Mr. Finish"/"Gametime Jones"/"The Hook-Up-erator."
- Just pick a color of Crocs and buy them already!
So those are the 5 things I am totally obsessed with right now. Check them out! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
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